So these are avocados from our tree. I turn them into ice cream. Woo hoo! We have four trees as far as I know, and one of them is gay. Gay because it's confused on whether it should fruit or not (unlike a 'girl' tree which bears fruit and a 'boy' tree which never bears fruit), it produces less than 10 pieces of fruit per annum and then stops. Ha ha but in no way am I being homophobic here. 

Just look at how beautiful they are when sliced! So nicely green! So emerald! And they smell so good! 

Now we're waiting for the last tree to bear fruit! Wishing the tree luck!

Wish me luck!